Does anybody have a contact at People? Because this video is pure sadism. It's torture, it's rude, and it's awful. In celebration of their Sexiest Men Alive issue, the magazine decided to film some good-lookin' male specimens. Fine, all fine. But, unfortunately, they felt the need to add another layer of "interest" to the piece. They had all the men pronounce the word "moist" in an attempt to make it non-awful. Obviously, it failed.
Congratulations, readers! If you are a straight woman who may have at one time enjoyed the image of the men in question, well, your sex drive is now destroyed. The next time you see a bangin' six-pack, the only word that will come to mind is "moist." Then, you will cringe. The vicious cycle will continue until you go Oedipal and gouge your eyes out, dreading the sight of male bodies for fear of that Moist Awful Word. (People)
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