Mikki Halpin, 7:05 p.m.: IS THIS A LESBIAN ADMISSION? Or, exactly what it sounds like? She just fucking loves carpet?
Lexi, 7:05 p.m.: Don't know and don't think I am equipped to analyze. Monumental. Unprecedented.
Mikki, 7:05 p.m.: She's taking a stance. While also lying down. Very nuanced.
Lexi, 7:06 p.m.: I expect an op-ed in the Times tomorrow
Mikki, 7:06 p.m.: "When you think about it, everyone loves their cars. And their pets. So why wouldn't they love carpet?"
Lexi, 7:06 p.m.: Can I write it right now because I'm so passionate about this
Mikki, 7:06 p.m.: Yes. I wonder if she spilled something and just decided to cover up the spill with her body?
Lexi, 7:07 p.m.: Incredibly relevant point. We'll need an investigative report.
Mikki, 7:07 p.m.: Now, every time I see her in a chair I will know it is a lie
Sorry typeing w banfage and cat
Lexi, 7:08 p.m.: I'm going to include that last line. Hitting publish!
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