32 Things We Learned From The Spring Campaigns

We've already covered the Céline campaign heard (and thought-pieced) 'round the world, Madonna's saucy Versace ads, and the Stella McCartney images that made us feel super-old (and like we needed a vacation). Now that February issues are hitting newsstands, there are more glorious ads to bask in every day — and on closer inspection, they seem to be telling us some pretty weird shit.

From Valentino's chill sea witches, to Alexander Wang's apathetic party-bus babes, to the possibly criminal enterprises of one Jimmy Choo model, we've rounded up the best — and strangest —  lessons of the spring campaigns. Your fashion education, ahead.