Bad First Date Locations Twitter Hashtag Worst Places

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Just about everyone has had their fair share of bad first dates. While the typical format for a first date is dinner and some kind of activity — drinks, a movie, etc — people have taken to plan more interesting and quirky first dates in recent years.

That can be cool sometimes, but it can also lead to some pretty weird situations.

We're not convinced that many of these bad first dates have actually happened, but Twitter has run wild with the idea of what constitutes a truly terrible first date location — and the results are pretty hilarious. People have been posting their thoughts with the hashtag #BadFirstDateLocations.

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Some of the suggestions are just senselessly funny:

#BadFirstDateLocations walmart parking lot. Or any parking lot.
— Brizen C (@BrizenC) May 31, 2017

#BadFirstDateLocations
A police car on the way to the police station pic.twitter.com/oWnxB5fYRL
— blade (@blade1bb) May 31, 2017

#BadFirstDateLocations A supervillain's lair.*

*-Trust me on this.
— Tick_of_The_City (@I_Am_The_Tick) May 31, 2017

In a haunted house.#BadFirstDateLocations
P.s. I'll man the flashlight pic.twitter.com/J4qc7xBxCD
— Officer Morton (@OfficerMorton) May 31, 2017

At a funeral service where you take the flowers you gave her back so you could leave it near the coffin. #BadFirstDateLocations
— P. nicholas (@Peggynicholas3) May 31, 2017

#BadFirstDateLocations at a wedding, your wedding
— Ray Bergeron III (@6lordwolf9) May 31, 2017

#BadFirstDateLocations over her parents house for tea pic.twitter.com/ZdCuQSvV0g
— Guerilla Blaq (@TX_Silverback) May 31, 2017

But some are all about empowering women.

McDonald's. You deserve to go somewhere better then that.
#BadFirstDateLocations
— Lauren Christine ? (@thatLCgirl) May 31, 2017

His House. Sure he wants to cook for you and watch a movie.... ?? #BadFirstDateLocations
— Samantha ♎️ (@beautiful_sa21) May 31, 2017

#BadFirstDateLocations Anywhere that requires me to put on seven pounds of #makeup. It takes soooooooooo long!
— Smart Lazy Girl (@smartlazygirl) May 31, 2017

And some poke fun at the current political climate.

#BadFirstDateLocations the White House now.
— DJ JAKE JUGGERKN?T (@SaxtonJason) May 31, 2017

#BadFirstDateLocations at a Trump rally
— Mr. Tinder (@TinderStories) May 31, 2017

#BadFirstDateLocations current congressional floor during session
— Audrey diva hound (@MyBassettDiva) May 31, 2017

Not many of these bad first date locations are actually that helpful for someone trying to NOT plan a bad first date, but they do give us plenty of places to rule out.

And while we can't really help you on where to go — other than to say grabbing a drink or coffee is pretty standard — the people at Hinge, an online dating app, once rounded up data that says the cliche dinner and a movie actually stands up. According to their numbers, 64% of people in San Francisco as well as 59% in D.C. and 79% in New York thought a movie was a successful first date.

And if you need any extra help, we have a few suggestions on what you can say and wear to get you to date number two.

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