The Drop-Crotch Skinny Jean: Waaah?

Drop-crotch-style pants enjoyed a brief moment in the sun a few seasons ago, and — we admit — made really cool girls look even cooler, while making the rest of us look like we were wearing adult diapers. Lest you thought that bandwagon had already rolled off into the sunset, Oak is reviving the terrifying trend with their drop-crotch skinny jean.

When drop-crotches do work, they're usually in a thicker jersey material, cut a little baggy, and without a fly, back pockets, or any other details that'd make people think your butt actually looked like a deflated beach ball. But these jeans forgo all of those saving graces...and if they make the model look like Infinite Torso Woman, we can only imagine how they'd look on us. The only thing less attractive might be a drop-crotch panty. Hey — Valentine's Day is coming up… we can always hope Oak is into lingerie, too! For Oak jeans that deliver in the derriere department, check out their entire denim collection, which features more than plenty non-DC options.