And by "Hipster Trap" we don't mean Welcome to the Johnsons' or the latest underground steam-powered taco speakeasy in Bushwick. Nope, we mean this amazing paper reproduction of a bear trap that an observant photographer found baited with American Spirits, pink Wayfarers, and a can of the hipsters' mother's milk, PBR. But nothing is perfect. It could have used, say, a copy of Dossier or some baby blue nail polish. In the comments below, tell us what you would have put in between these cardboard jaws of death and help us build a better hipster trap. (Gawker)