1. The Cami Secret
A glorified Kleenex you clip to your bra straps. Fancy!
2. The Bedazzler
Unleash your inner '80s glamazon and bedazzle your heart out! A true classic.
3. Nyce Legs Spray On Nylons
How nyce! But they forgot to mention that while "wearing" these babies, you can't touch anyone, sit on anything, or cross your legs.
4. Curve Control
The best part about this are the frustration vignettes. Check out the face the woman makes after she messes up her closet.
5. The Designer Snuggie
They're finally here! Designer Snuggies in stunning zebra, classic camel, and luxurious leopard. We're holding out for the Chanel-branded ones.
6. The Perfect Fit
Only in America would we have a button for those days when we eat too many cupcakes.
7. The Wearable Towel
Double-strapped for the ladies, and a "masculine," one-shouldered version for the men.
8. The Infinity Dress
One dress, five gazillion ways to wear it, and some really horrible elevator music to bop around to while sporting it.
9. Bumpits
Scalp growths! So trendy!
10. Pajama Jeans
On those days when even jeans feel too formal.