It's actually surprising there haven't been more Fifty Shades of Grey parodies yet. But now, finally, a hilarious remix that's useful, too! Fifty Shades Of Chicken promises to turn you into a professional chef while unleashing all the repressed BDSM desires you never knew you had.
Yes, this is real; this is an actual thing that is coming out and will be available for purchase. Still don't believe us? Maybe this excerpt will do the job:
“I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling...Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something — what? Something delicious.
Not sure if we're turned on, hungry, or possibly both. Are you just too tired of the whole Fifty Shades phenomenon to LOL at this, or will you be investing in a copy?
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