Early reviews, including this morning's lambast in
The New York Post, are calling her to the mat for these borderline medical claims. First — who actually believes Gwyneth Paltrow was sitting around drunk-snacking on french fries for months on end? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? This is the woman who is quoted as saying that she would rather die than see a Cup-a-Soup in her house and that she will not tolerate drunk friends.

Image: Via New York Post