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Orlando Bloom must be a big Harambe fan, because he got his junk out when hopping on a paddleboard. What? That’s right, Legolas was fully nude paddleboarding with Katy Perry. Here, look.

Orlando Bloom goes nekkid w/Katy Perry in Italy. News blocks out his peen.. but forgets its shadow LOL pic.twitter.com/JSjIP1NGQU
— Roy (@splashroy) August 3, 2016

This was actually a multi-step process. Bloom knew the paps were there, and he did it anyways. Or maybe because of. Celebs, you know?

Orlando Bloom took it ALL off while in Italy with Katy Perry!!! pic.twitter.com/lmV2IA3SNw
— Mike Adam (@MikeAdamOnAir) August 3, 2016

Twitter’s reaction was predictably mature. Now seems like a good time to mention that Bloom once threw a punch at Justin Bieber allegedly because both had slept with Miranda Kerr. So maybe Bloom, jealous of Bieber’s nude pics, decided to show the world what he was working with. Many people gif’d their patience, waiting for the uncensored version to come out.

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Me waiting for the uncensored nude pics of Orlando Bloom pic.twitter.com/ivtANpfcDH
— bradley (@brxdthomas) August 3, 2016

Anyone got the uncensored Orlando Bloom pictures? pic.twitter.com/o79NApLZiL
— Ethan (@ethanrih) August 3, 2016

currently searching for uncensored photos of Orlando Bloom pic.twitter.com/7FJ38aNypt
— maddie (@MadelineZelaya) August 3, 2016

Others were more direct. Many quivered at the shadow cast by Legolas’ bow and arrow.

orlando bloom wildin out pic.twitter.com/tSY1RXvpiZ
— mounia ∞ (@namuwoos) August 3, 2016

Ese momento en el que ves la sobra de la pierna de la foto de Orlando Bloom... pic.twitter.com/lXlgDwYTBY
— WeraSupernova (@wera) August 3, 2016

When you see why "Orlando Bloom" is trending and then you see the shadow pic.twitter.com/KQJFI4rjyM
— S A R A (@SwedishSara00) August 3, 2016

Me @ these Orlando Bloom pics... pic.twitter.com/pdqhP6omch
— VaultBGC (@VaultBGC) August 3, 2016

okay so @katyperry isn't the only one rising #orlandobloom pic.twitter.com/RSxpswKcS7
— TotallyGoodTime (@totallygoodtime) August 3, 2016

The man had his damn dong out, is what we’re trying to say.

**Sees Orlando Bloom trending** "I'll just click on this to see what's happ..." pic.twitter.com/t9ugXe2cC8
— Samantha McDowell (@SamsTown_) August 3, 2016

*sees Orlando Bloom trending*

*clicks on the trend* pic.twitter.com/n7TESl8TtK
— The Late Late Show (@latelateshow) August 3, 2016

Ok, everyone settle down.

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