If you have to blow into a Tostitos bag to know if you're intoxicated, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT DRIVE https://t.co/gnTcIIL7Oj
— Lawrence Police (@LawrenceKS_PD) January 26, 2017
If you feel the need to breathe into a Tostitos bag to tell if you're drunk, you are #drunk. https://t.co/7ROjRZrRVD
— C.D. Carter (@CDCarter13) January 27, 2017
If you're at the point in the night where you are blowing into a bag of tostitos, I think you already know the answer https://t.co/T1uM0esTW9
— Matthew Henderson (@mhenderson95) January 26, 2017
@KCTV5 @Tostitos they should work on inventing a bag that is actually filled with chips and not half filled with air!
— Maurice "Mo" Lester (@kc_real_talk) January 26, 2017