Let’s Just Say No To Human Holiday Bows

The impending holiday season is a mix of many different things; at the very least, it means time with loved ones and giving of yourself, figuratively speaking. But, one of the first pieces of festive-wear we've spotted this year combines both — in a strange, side-eye sort of way. So, before the most wonderful time of year fully kicks in, let's just agree that bows are beautiful…but some have gone too far.

While perusing the rest of ASOS' seasonal wares, we came across this. Behold: the human body bow. Maybe you've never considered dressing up for your partner as if you were a brand-new car. But, essentially, this one-shouldered, thong creation makes it possible. Blending holiday cheer and sexy-time, the one-piece is a cheeky take on your more traditional lingerie — less for wearing out, and more for staying in with special company.

Of course, who are we to say what seductive styles suit your fantasies? And, should you consider yourself a special, ready-to-be-unwrapped gift in your own right, by all means, make it explicitly known. But, we'll probably sit out on the human-wrapping-paper trend. We have a hard enough time with gift boxes.