If you're planning a trip to Brazil, make sure you're NEVER late. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore learned the hard way when they arrived a reported three hours late to the Colcci show at Sao Paulo Fashion Week and were greeted by boos and hisses from the crowd. Always the consummate (and resilient) performers, Mr. and Mrs. Kutcher put on a brave face and posed for the Paparazzi with nary a grimace to be seen despite the incessant boo-ing. Worst of all for them, the kerfuffle was captured on video to be memorialized on the internet forever. Seems like the couple could have benefited from some Shakespearean advice—as the Bard once wisely wrote, better three hours too soon than a minute (or 180) too late! (Celebritology)