Biden: Ideally I'd like to include traps from all of the Home Alone movies, but we've only got two months so the Home Alone 2 plan is fine pic.twitter.com/iFkkJNmkvl
— Josh (@jbillinson) November 12, 2016
"I left a Kenyan passport in your desk, just to fuck with him"
— Josh (@jbillinson) November 11, 2016
"Joe"
"Oh and a prayer rug in your bedroom. He's gonna lose it!"
"Dammit Joe" pic.twitter.com/mEWo91OLuA
Biden: "Guess who just upper-decked the toilet outside the Oval Office?"
— Josh (@jbillinson) November 11, 2016
Obama: "Dammit Joe, I have to live here for two more months" pic.twitter.com/xBGOslRIRa
Biden: I think if we just leave a small-
— Josh (@jbillinson) November 12, 2016
Obama: No
Biden: Just a small Mouse Trap inspired-
Obama: No booby traps, Joe pic.twitter.com/qttZspBQDI
Obama: Check pl-
— Josh (@jbillinson) November 12, 2016
Biden: Actually, we'll take five more milkshakes and you can bill the White House on January 21st pic.twitter.com/KVcdBtQHAe
Obama: Did you replace all the toiletries with travel size bottles?
— Josh (@jbillinson) November 11, 2016
Biden: He's got tiny hands Barack, I want him to feel welcome here pic.twitter.com/e7NRIZ43Ww
Biden: I just don't see what's wrong with a friendly bipartisan message
— Josh (@jbillinson) November 12, 2016
Obama: Joe, you spray painted "Tiny Hands Bitch" on the White House pic.twitter.com/ueiUTuZIlN
Biden: Trump has some big shoes to fill
— Josh (@jbillinson) November 13, 2016
Obama: You're too kind, Joe
Biden: No really, what do you wear, a 13? He can't be bigger than a 9 pic.twitter.com/GrgeLbibcq
Biden: Hillary was saying they took the W's off the keyboards when Bush won!
— Josh (@jbillinson) November 13, 2016
Obama: Joe put-
Biden: I TOOK THE T'S, THEY CAN ONLY TYPE RUMP pic.twitter.com/D6Vh7Zu429
Biden: When they start talking about the Inaugural Balls, don't grab your crotch and smile
— Josh (@jbillinson) November 13, 2016
Pence: Why wou-
Biden: IT'S MY JOKE. DON'T DO IT pic.twitter.com/eFkBIie517
Biden: Mike, I don't like you, you don't like me
— Josh (@jbillinson) November 12, 2016
Pence: Let's keep this civil
Biden: Whatever. I'm taking the "World's Best VP" mug with me pic.twitter.com/NL58NBSmvV
"Yes Mr. Trump, I took Joe's pocket knife away and we'll get you some new tires for that limo right away, but I can't make him say sorry" pic.twitter.com/wULtfJqu85
— Josh (@jbillinson) November 11, 2016