There are two women next to me at the airport bar who are flying cross-country to ambush their husbands they think are sleeping together.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
The women have never met until this moment. "Hopefully I'll gain a sister in you if I lose my husband."
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
"Why can't they be honest? There's no need for cockamamie stories and secrets. I don't care if there gay. I care they lie." ?
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
One of the women has an extreme couponer's amount of gum in her purse. "You can't yell at someone with bad breath. My dad taught me that."
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot Lady: "There's a Netflix show about this." SHE SAID IT! SHE FUCKING SAID IT. GUM LADY HAS NEVER SEEN IT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
"Jane Fonda is on it." "Oh, I don't like her." ... "Have you seen this video of a baby hippo?"
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot Lady: "Our husbands are fucking, or we're both insane. Either way, were going to be okay. I promise." ADOPT ME SHOT LADY.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
If your names are Jeffrey and and Richard and you're on a "business trip" in Chicago...your wives are coming for you. And they've bonded.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017