Behold: The Full List Of 2018 Oscar Nominations

The Oscars are finally here — they're the grand finale of this awards show mosh pit, so with their arrival, we can finally relax. The Oscars mark the end of awards season. The end of speculation (which feels endless). The end of think pieces about movies. And — you know what? The Oscars will also mark the end of internet movie standom. This means the rabid worship of Call Me By Your Name and Lady Bird will become slightly less rabid. (For those of us inundated with standom on our feeds, this is a blessing.)

But mainly, the Oscars are a exercise in observing what Hollywood deems important. The ceremony is like a smoke signal for future movies, summoning the ones that would, in the future, do well at the box office. Last year, when Moonlight was nominated and eventually won the Oscar for Best Picture, we took it as a sign: Hollywood was reevaluating its priorities. (Also, Moonlight was a good film!)

This year, the nominations race is tight. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri is a favourite among voters — the Screen Actors Guild loved it, as did the HFPA — but more than a few critics have declared the movie "tone deaf." Then, there's Call Me By Your Name and Lady Bird, two movies about youth with unavoidable appeal. Phantom Thread, Daniel Day-Lewis' final film, has been widely celebrated, but it didn't wig at the SAG Awards, so what gives?

Today, we finally find out. Below, the Oscar nominations for 2018. May the best person win.

A Fantastic Woman, Chile
The Insult, Lebanon
Loveless, Russia
On Body And Soul, Hungary
The Square, Sweden

"Mighty River," Mudbound
"Mystery of Love," Call Me By Your Name
"Remember Me," Coco
"Stand Up For Something," For Marshall
"This Is Me," The Greatest Showman

Timothee Chalamet, Call Me By Your Name
Daniel Day-Lewis, Phantom Thread
Daniel Kaluuya, Get Out
Gary Oldman, The Darkest Hour
Denzel Washington, Roman J. Israel, Esquire

Sally Hawkins, The Shape of Water
Frances McDormand, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Margot Robbie, I, Tonya
Saoirse Ronan, Lady Bird
Meryl Streep, The Post

Willem Dafoe, The Florida Project
Woody Harrelson, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Richard Jenkins, The Shape of Water
Christopher Plummer, All the Money in the World
Sam Rockwell, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Mary J. Blige, Mudbound
Allison Janney, I, Tonya
Lesley Manville, Phantom Thread
Laurie Metcalf, Lady Bird
Octavia Spencer, The Shape of Water

Christopher Nolan, Dunkirk
Jordan Peele, Get Out
Greta Gerwig, Lady Bird
Paul Thomas Anderson, Phantom Thread
Guillermo Del Toro, The Shape of Water

Emily V. Gordon & Kumail Nanjiani, The Big Sick
Jordan Peele, Get Out
Greta Gerwig, Lady Bird
Guillermo Del Toro & Vanessa Taylor, The Shape of Water
Martin McDonagh, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

James Ivory, Call Me By Your Name
Scott Neustadter & Michael H. Weber, The Disaster Artist
Aaron Sorkin, Molly's Game
Virgil Williams & Dee Rees, Mudbound