These Are The Most Hilarious Savage Tweets About 'Fifty Shades Freed'

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The third and final Fifty Shades film opened in cinemas yesterday, and the critics' reviews are about as kind as you'd expect. Fifty Shades Freed currently holds a dismal 11% fresh rating on review aggregating site Rotten Tomatoes. "Did someone say "freed" already? Yes, please. Red. Red. Red!" one witty reviewer wrote.

Still, plenty of people have enjoyed the two previous movies, and many others will go and see Fifty Shades Freed this weekend with absolutely no misapprehension that they're about to watch a top-quality Oscar contender. Let's remember, too, that today's turkey can become tomorrow's cult classic. Showgirls was ripped to shreds when it opened in 1995, but more than two decades later, people are still quoting iconic lines like, "Thanks, I bought it at Versayce."

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Whatever your views on the Fifty Shades movies, it's pretty fun to see what people are saying about Freed on Twitter, especially because some of their verdicts are so savage. One film fan said the threequel starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan has "more cheese than a Domino's pizza," while another joked: "Boobs everywhere but not a penis in sight. Unless you count Christian." Ouch.

Check out a selection of tweets about the film below.

I can tell I’m getting older because while I was watching Fifty Shades Freed I was getting turned on by the house and car he gave her rather than the sex scenes LOL
— fresita (@vnehernandez) February 10, 2018

Out of everything in Fifty Shades Freed the scene where Jamie Dornan sings is possibly the most cringe
— Kitty Kat (@Kathleen_horanx) February 9, 2018

Extremely dissapointed with Fifty Shades Freed. Appalling acting and more cheese than a Dominoes pizza #FiftyShadesFreed #dontbother #iwantmytennerback
— Victoria Thompson (@Hunny_V_) February 9, 2018

Fifty Shades Freed has everything:

Bizarre Insults (SHIT-COLORED CAR)
Boring Missionary Sex
Travel Ads
All The Montages
Cologne Ad Acting
KIDNAPPING
People With High-Powered Jobs Who Do No Actual Work
Did I Mention SHIT-COLORED CARhttps://t.co/RLhDTOZbOs // @LaineyGossip
— Sarah (@Cinesnark) February 9, 2018

Fifty shades Freed is filled with bad acting. The only reason I watch these movies is bc I like at all the wealthy mans expensive assets and designer fashion. Plus his upper body isn’t bad. Everything else about the movie is lame, and to think some people actually like the sex.
— Tiera Perry (@Ms_Spalding) February 9, 2018

Fifty Shades Freed is literally one of the worst movies I have ever seen..
— gabs (@gabby_rossi) February 10, 2018

These sex scenes, man... A combo of no chemistry and really boring. I feel like I could watch them with my dad and not even feel remotely embarrassed.
— Samantha? (@Fragile_Fighter) February 10, 2018

I watched FIFTY SHADES FREED last night, it wasn't very good despite Dakota Johnson working her ass off as she has done the whole franchise. So many plot holes, cheesy moments and contrivancies. Rita Ora is as good at acting as Cara Delevingne. 4/10.
— The Weeknd, Kendrick Lamar (@emmabung) February 10, 2018

In the interests of fairness, I should point out that Fifty Shades Freed is also getting other, more positive reviews on Twitter. Some people are singling out Dakota Johnson's performance - for me, always the best part of this franchise - for particular praise.

fifty shades freed was so good. that book was my absolute favorite so that might be why i loved it so much but man ? they finally got their on screen chemistry right and the acting didn’t make me cringe ?
— ? (@asvpxdeja) February 9, 2018

#FiftyShadesFreed is the best entry in the series. I applaud Dakota Johnson for committing to this role and never phoning in her performance! As always, she’s the best in show. Music was fantastic. I didn’t hate it!
— Joshua Gannon (@blueyedguy86) February 9, 2018

Still, after reading the negative reviews, does anyone else kind of want to see this movie more?

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