To the paps who chased me through the airport yelling “we need to know- did you bite Beyonce!?” A- I basically only leave home for work and ginger ale. B- No, you don’t need to know. C- What the fuck do you think?
— ? Lena Dunham ? (@lenadunham) March 30, 2018
But can someone explain to my mom why anyone THINKS I bit Beyonce? She seems mad and also weirdly doubtful of me...
— ? Lena Dunham ? (@lenadunham) March 30, 2018
Woke up with this thought: having to deny biting anyone as an adult is its own special hell/not the reality I was hoping to inhabit
— ? Lena Dunham ? (@lenadunham) March 31, 2018