Why do all straight men always have a group of friends called like : Baggsy, Trousers, Stupid Phil, and Egg
— Nicola Coughlan (@nicolacoughlan) August 16, 2019
Best nickname I’ve ever heard was a guy my brother worked with who was called Hugh Rae and his nickname was Hip Hip ?
— Dr. Erin Williams (@DrErinWill) August 17, 2019
Back in the 90s a young lad turned up to school wearing something with purple on it
— tan97 (@twiceasnice97) August 16, 2019
Unfortunately for him prince was a big star and the lads name was Wayne
Qed Purple Wayne
My brother has a friend named Towbar. Because he once bought a Towbar. Men are weird
— Shelley Smith (@WhatShelleyDid) August 16, 2019
My brother was known as 'Moley' to his mates during secondary school after having a haircut that made him vaguely resemble a mole. ?♀️
— Hayley Moore (@HaylzMoore92) August 17, 2019
I therefore became 'Moley's sister' when I rolled up ?♀️
While teaching a group of Catering student they decided that I looked like a Barbara! One of them still shouts “Hello Barbara” to me in the street nearly 10 years later!
— Amanda Kelly (@Functionalise) August 17, 2019
My husband does not have these friends. I do though....
— Flossie McGhee (@flossiebella) August 17, 2019
One of them is called Oscar, because in 2004 she changed into a different dress halfway through a formal event.
I knew a girl whose real name is Laura, but there were 2 Lauras in her form so one day on a total whim she chose herself a new name. No rhyme or reason behind her choice, she just said the first name that popped into her head, but 2 decades later she still goes by "Hetti"
— Red Jam Spear (@jamesdraper) August 17, 2019