We Are Upset: Eddie Redmayne Has A Girlfriend

You don't write, you don't call, and now this, Eddie? You let us find out you're cheating through Perez Hilton?! Rude, frankly, incredibly rude.

All jokes aside — oh wait, no we weren't kidding. But anyways, it appears Mr. Redmayne is dating his publicist, Hannah Bagshawe (Note: Isn't that the name of someone in Harry Potter?). They were photographed together leaving a charity party for teenage cancer victims — and they're all smiley, hand-holdy, and adorably shy. They will have beautiful auburn-haired babies one day, and they will have freckles and wear nice pea coats and be a perfect family. That, or see other people (cough, cough). Hollywood — you never know!