Breaking up is tough stuff, but wallowing in post-loverville letdown is unbecoming. That's why bars exist. Nothing beats putting on that freakum dress, throwing a couple back, and getting down with your best friends. It's an art form that Kate Upton seems to have forgotten to hone while meteorically rising as a model/actress/music-video star.
It's not that big of a deal, but one must, by country-music law, dance when Lady Antebellum sings about chasing disco balls. All Kate Upton does in the video for "Bartender" is stand at the bar. Don't get it twisted: Girl looks great. That ear cuff is begging to shine in the light, though. And, there are plenty of lights to reflect that glitter, too. The chandeliers hang low enough for bar patrons to lick if they wanted to. All Upton wants to do, however, is serve face and drink at the bar. Good thing Tony Hale's an over-serving bartender. Breakups be damned.
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