I don't know about you, but I can't wait to slip into my semi-transparent bodysuit and Giuseppe Zanottis and shake what my mother gave me come Q4. I may even buy some hair extensions and tie them all up in a high pony to yank on in the middle of the dance floor so the DJ plays my song acknowledges my presence. I hear that gets you invited into his booth and that means free drinks. And, you know what free drinks means? Free reign to Instagram things like #livingwithmybitches #live with your girlfriends. FOMO!
I might also consider asking the DJ to hand over his Macbook for a minute so I can turn on this season's theme song "IGGY SZN." It's Iggy Azalea's (this season's mascot) new anthem that gets the people going. The handclaps really capture the essence of this time year, don't you think? And, that squeaky noise? What dat? What dat? Pure Iggy bliss! Yaaas! Iggy season!
And, after the track finishes, I might be so turnt that I'll assume the position of hypeman and announce to the crowd "Buy Reclassified on iTunes on November 24 — the same day Nicki Minaj's Pink Print drops." But, first, lemme take a selfie.
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