As a wise McSweeney's piece once noted, "It's decorative gourd season, motherfuckers." It's also decorating gourd season. So, are you ready to up your jack-o'-lantern carving game significantly?
If your answer is "yes," you should only proceed if you want your neighbors to say, "Oh my, the (insert your last name here)'s have really taken disemboweling pumpkins to the next level. I don't know why I didn't think to put Ben Affleck's side-peen on my Halloween decorations."
In a series called "Pop Culture Pumpkins," Decider offers five helpful PDFs for carving the year's most talked about junk and other stuff into your jack-o'-lanterns. The stencils include Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy, Bette and Dot Tattler and Twisty the Clown from American Horror Story, Emily Gilmore (for those of us currently losing sleep thanks to Gilmore Girls on Netflix), and finally, the aforementioned "Ben Affleck's side peen" from Gone Girl. You know, for those of us who like to work blue with our pumpkins. (Orange is the new blue, if you will.)
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