Nicki Minaj & Drake Hit Up A Bondage Club In “Only” Video

Nicki Minaj, Drake, and Lil Wayne want to clear up some rumors. Through the medium of rap. In a bondage club. With Chris Brown.

Yep, the just-released video for "Only" is fairly mind-blowing. For starters, having Drake and Brown in the same video — without punches being thrown — takes balls. Throw in some lifeless S&M slaves and a half-naked, trash-talking Minaj rapping with two dudes she's supposedly been hooking up with, and you've got quite the awkwardly awesome gathering.

Basically, the whole thing is about how Nicki is not f-ing Drake. Or Lil Wayne. Wayne surmises that while Minaj could probably use some male genitalia in her life, he's not the one to give it to her. Drake, on the other hand, respects the fact that the rap goddess has a man — but should that change, she knows where to find him. Brown, meanwhile, is just crooning about "bad bitches" and trying to squeeze his way through the world's largest condom.

Here's a thought: Can all celebrities just ditch their PR peeps and start releasing rap videos to confront relationship rumors head-on? It's so much more straightforward — and entertaining.