US Womens World Cup Soccer Team Sexist Tweets

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The U.S. Women's National Team is absolutely killing it. On Tuesday, it beat Germany 2-0 and will now advance to the finals Sunday night. This is awesome news, but to some it's also incredible news — as in, they actually cannot believe it. A legion of male sports fans has found that it really enjoys watching the World Cup, and yet feels super-flabergasted that it could enjoy the fun of an international sporting tournament played entirely by...women. As such, they have taken to Twitter to express their surprise.

I can't believe I have watched 75 min of a women's soccer game ? #USA
— Edwin Lagunas (@Lagunas22) July 1, 2015

Holy shit, bro. I cannot believe you did that! Were you tricked somehow? Better delete your search history while you're at it, because you don't want these guys to find you out.

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So I guess the women's soccer team made it to the finales ?????? but let's be honest no one cares hahahahha #girlsports
— Taylor (@96Teezus) July 1, 2015

I'm all for respecting everyone's gender and whatnot but let's not pretend for one second we give a shit about women's soccer, America
— Chris Auber (@_DrWhom) July 1, 2015

I must admit...that women's soccer match last night was very excit............nope, just cant do it. #grassgrowing #paintdrying
— TimCook64 (@TimCook64) July 1, 2015

Or maybe you could invite over some other men who are shocked to report that the U.S. women's team is talented.

I can't believe i am going to do this..... since the Women's US soccer team made the Finals... i guess i will watch ?
— King Greg (@GregWilliams241) July 1, 2015

@Picklenose1 Women's soccer is intense. I can't believe that one girl is still bleeding.
— Bret Epic (@PsyrinUS) June 30, 2015

Our women's soccer team is actually good to watch..
— Tony Smith (@BigTony_Smith27) July 1, 2015

Women soccer players are actually tougher than male soccer players... they never embellish a foul! Good job ladies!
— Carlos Delgado (@CarlosD_16) June 23, 2015

This US Women's Soccer game is actually pretty good!
— Nelson Wienke (@Nel_Bob) July 1, 2015

You know what no one's talking about? How F-I-N-E these lady players are. I mean what's professional athleticism when the athletes got boobies.

I'm finding it hard to care about Women's World Cup soccer now that the players don't rip their tops off when they win.
— Ron Smith (@oldiesmusic) July 1, 2015

Honestly we probably have the two hottest women's soccer players, and the coolest part is both of them are actually good(:
— LanceIsLit (@AlexanderKhan95) August 9, 2012

Can't believe I watched part of this women's soccer game but, damn Alex Morgan is too fine bro lol
— Yahir (@TheOnlyYahaaar) July 1, 2015

Now, before you get mad at these guys, just hear them out.

I can't believe this many people are getting excited about women's soccer. At least the country is coming together for something, though
— samuel (@therealsamkoh7) July 1, 2015

Interesting. Women's Soccer is just as boring as regular Soccer. #Equality #progress
— Andrew Parker Scott (@AndrewParScott) July 1, 2015

And, scene. At least we can all take heart in knowing these guys are the minority here. Most people — both men and women — are psyched out of their minds for the finals. In fact, it's safe to say most fans are more like this winner right here.

Brandi Chastain wore a familiar outfit to cheer on #USWNT. Nope, that's just some guy: http://t.co/sXYExT8GOz pic.twitter.com/XufdLIWlza
— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) July 1, 2015

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