Justin Bieber’s Dad Is Proud Of His Son’s (Not So) Little Bieber

In one of the most uncomfortable declarations of parental pride, ever, Justin Bieber's dad has complimented his son's penis over a casual Twitter conversation. "What do you feed that thing," Jeremy Bieber, proudest parent ever, tweeted at the "What Do You Mean?" singer. He also included the hashtag "#proud daddy" and plugged the post with a blushing, ecstatic emoji. Not up to speed on what's going on with Justin Bieber's penis this week? The short story is: We saw it. The longer version asks whether or not he intended for us to see it since he was walking around naked in papparazzi-infested open air. Our musings remain inconclusive. But, we're still talking about it — even though we're not sure we should be. See below for Papa Bieber's contribution to the conversation.