Is nothing sacred anymore?
We love a good pun as much as the next person, but seeing our favorite Disney films reduced to pornographic titles is as soul-crushing as meeting your beloved dad's new girlfriend, Cruella. Who decided #SexyDisney should be a thing?
The trending topic comes courtesy of Chris Hardwick's Midnight show on Comedy Central. Hardwick tasked viewers with giving Walt's legacy an XXX-rated makeover, and boy, did they deliver.
To be fair, some of the entries are genuinely funny, if not slightly disturbing.
Whistle while you twerk #SexyDisney@midnight
— Warren Sorich (@WarrenSorich) November 30, 2016
James And The Giant Peach Emoji ? #SexyDisney @midnight
— Aaron Wiener (@Wieneraaron) November 30, 2016
Unfortunately, the majority of the tweets fall into the not-clever-just-sexist-and-gross column. Thanks for ruining our childhood, folks. Consider yourselves all banished to a haunted castle guarded by a sea witch and some mean stepsisters.
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Inspect Her Gadget #SexyDisney@midnight
— TheCultureVulture (@TCultureVulture) November 30, 2016
That's So Shaven #SexyDisney @midnight
— KevinDillon (@Dillonopolous) November 30, 2016
#SexyDisney Hanna Does Montana @midnight
— Gothic Zen™ (@Neokitty69) November 30, 2016
Poke A Hot Ass #SexyDisney @midnight
— Ben Ash (@BenJamminAsh) November 30, 2016
Alice in Underwear ? ? #SexyDisney #AliceInWonderland @midnight
— MrMontegaMan (@MrMontegaMan) November 30, 2016
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