Carrie Fisher Twitter Best Tweets Trump

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Much digital ink has been spilled about Carrie Fisher in the hours after her passing Tuesday at 60. The star died following a heart attack suffered on a flight from London. Fisher was a whip-smart writer in addition to her considerable on-screen resume. And perhaps her most accessible medium was Twitter. Her tweets were everything we aspire to. Authentic, unfiltered, and without a solitary fuck to give. Here she is clarifying how she did drugs.

I never used my fingernail for drugs. I used dollars or tiny spoons like any other respectable former drug addict. http://t.co/7jeu592i
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) October 10, 2012

Who could forget her smackdown of a sexist columnist.

Ok, I quit acting. NOW,can I not like being judged for my looks?Tell me what to do & who to be, oh wise New York post columnist.u GENIUS ???
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) December 31, 2015

Her statements on youth and beauty are as iconic as can be.

Youth&BeautyR/NOT ACCOMPLISHMENTS,theyre theTEMPORARY happy/BiProducts/of Time&/or DNA/Dont Hold yourBreath4either/ifUmust holdAir/takeGarys
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) December 30, 2015

Here she is poking fun at her iconic Star Wars role.

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The fork surrounds you, binds you, & feeds you.... pic.twitter.com/aiUYTg0GjV
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) May 24, 2016

@starwars Natalie Portman
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) May 11, 2015

Even her dog was pretty deep.

My body is my brain bag, it hauls me around to those places & in front of faces where theres something to say or see pic.twitter.com/T2TXiEyl17
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) December 29, 2015

The woman was surgical with a Shaq .gif.

See?i don't know how to write someone privately.....Help me obi Juan whoever the fuck you are....
You're my only ho pic.twitter.com/aSzDPiUv5G
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) April 5, 2016

She coined sayings like nobody's business.

Here's a saying I came up with recently,"Fuck me Twice & cover me in applesauce" ??ℹ️??. ℹ✝❓ ℹ give it to you.....ℹ✝? ✌?0️⃣⛎??❕
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) June 18, 2016

Fisher's Trump wisdom was on-point.

Trump speaking his mind isn't refreshing, it's appalling. Coca Cola is refreshing...
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) November 6, 2016

Donald trump is a classless thug Trying 2 scare us in2 voting 4 him-an entitled, elitist, racist misogynist-dangerous, unkind & w/o empathy pic.twitter.com/CaWPgjd03J
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) October 10, 2016

So you have to
be attractive to be groped uninvited by Trump. Finally! A reason to want to be ugly!
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) October 15, 2016

Here she is with her signature off-the-wall wit.

I can’t think straight and I can’t think gay. What’s left? @imeanwhat
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) April 7, 2014

We'll leave you with this final bit of wisdom.

Have an Unprecedented 2016❕I Dare You‼️Let Kindness&a Humorous Slant Prevail❗️Rethink Gluten, live yr lifeTrump?&Let the Festivities Begin❗️
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) December 31, 2015

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