I went to college with a man, nay, a boy, who insisted on leaving butter on the counter and never refrigerated it.
— bobby shmerde (@asapnaf) March 29, 2017
@drewmagary I recently began leaving butter out. It is a life changer.
— Michael Clarke (@mClarkish) January 31, 2017
Where does butter go?
— Ryan Letourneau (@NorthernlionLP) January 17, 2017
@NorthernlionLP 79% of y'all are eating some mangled toast
— Ryan Letourneau (@NorthernlionLP) January 17, 2017
*twice a week in this house*
— buzzcut susan (@MKaylaProbably) August 23, 2016
Who TAUGHT YALL TO LEAVE BUTTER OUT TO MELT ON THE COUNTER EVERY DAMN DAY pic.twitter.com/MQLdlXD7DT
@NorthernlionLP What kind of bohemian is leaving the butter out? You sick freaks!
— Jonathan Barthuly (@JonnyLullaby) January 18, 2017