omg the woman next to me just confronted the man with her because she found out he’s been seeing her while in another long-term relationship
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
y’all she found out because his girlfriend called her ?
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
I haven’t heard him saying anything but stuttered sentence fragments and animal-in-pain noises and shes like pic.twitter.com/hjJDEn9cQr
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
Waiter: are you two thinking about dessert?
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
Him: no
Her: (to him) are you joking rn? (To waiter) yes, a cappuccino and chocolate cake
Her: no I really wanna know what you were thinking.
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
Him: I don’t know. It was an accident, it just happened!
Her: I can’t believe I wasted my vacation days on you
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
She’s like… not even mad? She’s cracking up at this guy as he realizes his whole personal life is now ?
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
Her: you’re like, offended by the fact that I found out. What did you think was gonna happen?
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
Him: I don’t know, okay, I don’t know.
Cappuccino has arrived!
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
Her: you actually just said the words “you need to stay” to me. You said that. Do you hear yourself?
Her: I don’t feel guilty at all.
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
Him: I’m very comfortable with who I am. I’m not a bad guy.
She’s just staring at him
Her: I’m jumping to massive conclusions here, but I swear I have very little confidence in your ability to be a good guy, Brad.
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
Her: do you even wanna make an argument on your behalf before I run out of time and energy?
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
Dude is nervous leg shaking all over the place haha pic.twitter.com/yYLWYnCyfU
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
I assume Stacy is the other, longer-term gf.
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017
I really hope that this woman and Stacy become bffs after this.
Her: the first thing she said to me is “we’re gonna be so much happier”. We’re gonna be happy not staying up until 3am reading your emails
— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017