No one:
— Steven Bonaventure x (@absolutegazelle) January 4, 2020
Me on day four of dry January: pic.twitter.com/4fTXMHTXgo
I’m thinking of doing dry January 🤔🤣 pic.twitter.com/WVzq7DHlJr
— Mike 🧢🚗💨 (@mfcpullen5) January 4, 2020
Reasons I’m not doing Dry January:
— Katie (@hurrahforgin) January 2, 2020
1. Don’t want to
2. Like wine and don’t wish to appear disloyal
3. January already a miserable fucking bastard
4. Just not going to do it ok
5. Fuck off
January 1st: Friend gets sucker punched in the face by a junkie on sunset blvd
— Emily Osment (@EmilyOsment) January 4, 2020
January 2nd: Australia on fire
January 3rd: President distracts from impeachment by starting WW III
I don’t think dry January is going to last very long this year.
honestly best of luck to anyone attempting dry January, you'll need it pic.twitter.com/r0U0w9hqAG
— Sarah 🇪🇺🌹too socialist yet not a real socialist (@sazmeister88) January 3, 2020