At Long Last! American Apparel’s Assless Tights Liberate Butts Everywhere

Every once in a while, we like to troll through the "Coming Soon" section of American Apparel to see what those madcap geniuses over there like to think of next (the Chloë Sevigny sweetheart dress rip-off was one of our faves). But now: What's this? "Sheer Luxe Cut-Out Pantyhouse" with the cut outs placed conveniently at your...butt cheeks? Whaaaa? This must be some kind of cruel, weird joke. We're confused. Please tell us we will not be seeing girls parading down Bedford Avenue with their cheeks hanging out in these. But we guess Dior did do it first....