Video: Baby Model Scouts Ask Tots To Bleach Their Eyebrows

The hilarious Preston from V FILES has taken to the streets in the fourth installment of the ingenius web series, "Model Files," to find the next face of Opening Ceremony's kid's clothing line. Seriously, it's so good, we're only jealous we didn't think of it first. Sure, people probably stop to coo at these cuties often, but we'd venture to guess they've never encountered "industry" scrutiny like this before. From asking if the babies can lose a couple ounces, to telling them to do a "walk," to wondering if their eyebrows can be bleached, Preston's line of questioning is so funny because it actually applies to full-sized models. Guess which model-type Preston calls, "so relevant, so edgy," then check out the video below to see him in action as he "makes that baby big."