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Winning caption: "I take my pants off just like everyone else - one ear at a time!" —Sharon Jones
Runner up: "Irina's mother always told her to wear nice underwear in case she was ever in an accident. She also told her to always keep her head on straight. She took both pieces of advice very seriously." —Sasha Stumacher Kellner
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