Check Out The First Image From The Jimmy Choo Uggs Collaboration

Well, we guess we should be glad they don't look like these, but the new Jimmy Choo for Uggs collaboration is putting a damper on our Monday morning. Nicky Hilton tweeted about the new pair she received, a short, black Ugg smattered with stars. But, they're less the night sky, and more a manifestation of everything that is wrong with the "tween" section malls. Jimmy Choo? We applaud your efforts at beautifying the shoe, but we fear that this is one ugly duckling that won't ever be a swan. (@NickyHilton)