Burlesque babe Dita Von Teese is entering the fragrance market by creating her own perfume, simply called "Eau de Dita." Don't assume that this will be your typical celebrity scent; Dita has issued a (von) tease for her potential customers, stating that "[t]here's no fruity vanilla bullshit" in her bottles. Although Eau de Dita will only be available in Australia this fall and internationally in 2012, we have a feeling that the extra shipping will be worth it once we get a whiff of this divine and "Ditalicious" new aroma. (CocoPerez)