For the low, low price of $25,000 you too can be one of the 10 owners of the super-exclusive "Purple Portfolio," by Purple Magazine. "My Name is Sucker," name tag included with every purchase. (Pictured, Animal)Slate says Fashionista, "has the air of a bored teen." Fashionista screams, "I hate you," and runs upstairs to her room. (Slate)
NotCot gets all manly on us. (NotCot)
Joining practically every European clothing manufacturer, Old Navy apparently discriminates against the obese, leaving no haven for the pleasantly plump. (Oh San Diego)
Oh look, isn't Fred Flare's new store just adorable? (Racked)
There's absolutely nothing wrong Kanye West's clothing line Pastelle. Not a lot right either. (Hypebeast)
Style.com offers a how-to-dress guide for interns looking to outlive their next Anna encounter. (Style.com)
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