Cue the sausage jokes, 'cause we've just heard the slightly disturbing news that L.A.'s beloved Flying Pig Truck—that motorized nirvana of meaty snacks—is starring alongside Ron Jeremy in a new skin flick, The Flying Pink Pig. The typically whacked out plot line features a takeover attempt of the food truck, which is staffed by nymphomaniacs. Righhht. Seems like the drama isn't just confined to the film either, with the owner of the real-life Flying Pig Truck, Joe Kim, claiming that he was only told that his truck was going to be used "as the background for a romantic movie". Fortunately, the truck's new notoriety doesn't seem to upset most fans, with those on twitter reacting with a blasé "just make sure you wipe down the truck". Seriously, eww. (LATimes)