We guarantee "james franco sex tape" is a popular Google search term, not that we've ever typed it in. And it wouldn't be a stretch to assume Franco, who's an NYC-based artist, author, student, soap opera star, drag queen, and, oh yeah, actor, to have a porno hidden under his belt somewhere. So, while we're not exactly surprised that the thespian starred in his own home movie, color us shocked that it sucked. Franco, at a Newsweek gathering to discuss the craft of performance, admitted, "Anybody who has made a home sex tape knows what feels best doesn't always look best...I remember when I was 19 doing that, and then watching it back and thinking, 'Oh, that looks horrible.'" Honestly J. Franc, we don't care what you say, we'd like to judge for ourselves. (New York Mag)