All The Best Memorial Day Vacuum Sales That Don’t Suck

Calling all clumsy eaters, messy room-havers, and dust bunny keepers — let’s talk about Memorial Day vacuum sales. If there was ever a time to invest in some new top-notch floor care technology, it’s during this deal-a-palooza holiday weekend and the clock is already tick-tockin’. From now until June 2, you can score Dysons, Sharks, Hoovers, and more top vacuum brands for up to 40% off. But, rather than drowning in the sea of amazing, not-so-great, and downright yawn-worthy Memorial Day discounts, we thought it’d be wise to scout out only the vacuum sales worth our time. A true clean machine should make your life easier — not louder, unproductive, or more frustrating. So toss that broom to the birds, retire your loveable outdated vacuum to the closet (or the dumpster), and take your pick from our comprehensive list of Memorial Day vacuum sales. Below, we’ve got marked-down vacuum cleaners, smart robot vacs, and electric mops that will assuage all of your tidying-up worries for good. The days of crying over spilled milk are gone — thanks to these affordable vacuums, we can just suck it up.

Dyson: up to $100 off at Dyson, Amazon, Walmart, or Home Depot
Bissell: up to $100 off at Bissell, Walmart, or Bed Bath & Beyond
Shark: up to 40% off at Shark, Amazon, or Macy’s
iRobot: up to $100 off at Amazon, Walmart, or Bed Bath & Beyond
Hoover: up to 30% off at Walmart or Amazon

Dyson vacuums, from cordless to rollerball iterations, are a fan favorite amongst floor-care fanatics and lazy cleaners alike. This Memorial Day, score one for yourself up to $100 off at Dyson, Amazon, Walmart, or Home Depot.

Bestselling Bissel vacuums are on super sale this Memorial Day weekend at Bissell, Walmart, and Bed Bath & Beyond for up to $100 off.

If you’re looking to branch out from the Dyson crowd, try out one of Shark’s top-rated clean machines. This weekend, the brand’s cordless, robot, and lightweight vacuums are up to 40% off at Shark, Amazon, and Macy’s.

Robot vacuums are perfect for busy homeowners and pet owners. Score some of iRobot’s most popular models this weekend for up to $100 off at Amazon, Walmart, and Bed Bath & Beyond.

Hoover vacuums are household names for a reason — these suckers are convenient, long-lasting, and more affordable than most hi-tech cleaning brands. This Memorial Day weekend, grab a Hoover for under $200 at Walmart or Amazon.