Crandon Park
When To Go: Sunrise to sunset
What to Know: Everyone is aware that when they want a real day at the beach, sans the Fat Tuesday mugs and topless tanners, Crandon Park on Key Biscayne is the way to go. This is one beach where you can actually roll out a plaid sheet under a palm tree and simply take in Miami’s sweeping skyline to the west, and the Atlantic Ocean to the east. Or, if you’re in the mood for a full-on 3-course-meal, there are plenty of grills to cook your heart away as well as picnic tables and pavilions. Best of all, the park offers Cabana Rentals for a stellar price, so book one for a non-ritzy, yet ultra romantic getaway. The grapes may not be included, but the view sure is.
Crandon Park, 6747 Crandon Boulevard; 305-361-5421.
When To Go: 8 a.m. to sunset
What to Know: Oleta River State Park offers off-road bike trails, kayaking, and fishing amongst mangroves, so it seems only fitting that Florida’s largest urban park would have a beach that’s picnic ready. It’s a great spot if you’re looking for a meal à la Fort Wilderness, but beware of little fishies lurking around — there’s no lifeguard on duty.
Oleta River State Park, 3400 Northeast 163rd Street; 305-919-1844.
Matheson Hammock
When To Go: Sunrise to sunset
What To Know: We'll admit: Sometimes our beachside picnic plans are instantly erased at the mere thought of the serious amount of seaweed lining our shores. But, we've found the perfect solution! Right on Old Cutler lies Matheson Hammock, a pristine park with all the lush topography Miami is known for — palm trees, mangroves, and sandy beaches. But, this one is truly unique because Matheson Hammock boasts Miami’s only man-made atoll pool, fueled naturally by Biscayne Bay’s tidal action. And, best of all, Red Fish Grill is a few steps away, in case your sandwiches get soggy or a seagull crashes your outdoor meal.
Matheson Hammock, 9610 Old Cutler Road; 305-665-5475.
Photo: Via Red Fish Grill
When To Go: Sunrise to sunset
What to Know: Sandy shores plus numerous tables and pavilions give Haulover Beach Park an A when it comes to planning a picnic. However, it’s the ocean breeze which allows for prime kite-flying that nudges it over to an A+. Because, let's face it, nothing accompanies a wicker basket better than a whimsical kite. So, nibble on some cantaloupe and melons, down some mimosas, and cross the street for the perfect Sunday fly-over.
Haulover Beach Park, 10800 Collins Avenue, no phone.