A little reminder of why your apartment probably sucks. Brace yourself for some major apartment envy. (Flavorwire)
Wait, you didn't catch NYC's first fried pizza? Maybe you're on a diet. La Montanara on the LES is now serving up these crispy goodies just in time for a noshing weekend! (Eater NY)
...Just don't take a picture of your food. Nobody likes it. They just get hungry. And jealous. (Gothamist)
While you enjoyed a day of free subway rides yesterday (just kidding), there's good news down the pipeline tunnel: MTA's popular countdown clocks will soon turn into an app! (Second Avenue Sagas)
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