If you read our tweets, you'll notice that a certain KL has a deadly obsession with
True Blood
. So imagine the whoop of delight when we spotted the new
Rolling Stone
cover, featuring three of the show's hottest stars, Anna Paquin (Sookie), Stephen Moyer (Bill), and Alexander Skarsgård (Eric), on the September 2 issue that hits newsstands tomorrow (!!!). The Vampire sandwich combines the sexiness and gore for which the show is so known, with the non-humans doing what they do best—being buck-naked of course. In the teaser interview, Moyer reveals what's so hot about vampire sex: "[We] create a hole in the neck where there wasn't one before. It's a de-virginization—breaking the hymen, creating blood, and then drinking the virginal blood." Are you hot-'n'-bothered yet? We know someone who is.