Jersey Shore’s Sammi Gets A Makeunder, We’re Overwhelmed

We always feel like our grandmothers when we say this, but those Jersey Shore girls really are quite pretty under all that makeup (we already posted on Snooki's relatively normal get-up today). We've already documented our strange love affair with JWoww, and now xoJane.com is making good on their Sammi fixation by giving the girl a much-needed makeunder. Doesn't she look stunning? We're so used to seeing her with that hair flat-ironed within an inch of its life and her eyes rimmed in raccoon liner that it's amazing to see how she looks when you remove the Jersey makeup mask. Now if only Jane Pratt could work her common sense magic on the whole Ron and Sammi dating debacle...