Now for a couple things. Is the show called
North Of Madison
, because that's what it seems like to us. If that's the case, twenty guesses as to why? The age limit seems a bit mean, but we concede that Lauren Conrad types aren't usually 35. What exactly is a "legitimate outlet?" Finally, if it's not a stylized soap opera, wouldn't that mean that if you wanted to be on the show, Style.com would actually have to hire you to do, uh, something? If you want to be the next Olivia Palermo, we suggest you act quickly. We're thinking there's many, many, many girls who'd want to get cozy on camera with this dude.
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