Suri’s Burn Book Launches With A Very Non-Kiddie Party

Few published authors can claim to have the inside scoop on Hollywood's littlest trendsetters, but Allie Hagan, D.C. native and author of the newly published Suri's Burn Book, has a knack for interpreting the interior monologues of celebrity offspring. Hagan, whose Tumblr became a viral sensation, launched her new tome with a party on Wednesday at A BAR at the new Avenue Suites in Georgetown.

All smiles and sparkle in a hot pink ASOS frock and vintage earrings, Allie signed books and chatted with guests clad in Suri-approved Lilly Pulitzer prints and Kate Spade color-block duds. On tap? Violet Affleck-themed beer (Hilarious touch: The labels were scribbled in crayon.) and a Suri Cruise cocktail, complete with edible pearls. In lieu of a traditional book reading, Hagan treated fans to a behind-the-scenes look at the publishing process and dished on the advice she wasn’t allowed to print. (Fun fact: The late Anna Nicole Smith’s offspring is completely off-limits.)

And now, since it's Friday: We have a copy of the snarky, cute book to give away! Tell us who you'd like to see launch a burn-book-style blog, and you could win it.