Hey Beautiful, Wanna Hear The 100 Worst Pickup Lines Ever?

Poor Australia. She was just minding her own business, reading a book at the beach, when Brisbane comedian Adrian Van Oyen rolled up out of nowhere and pitched 100 of the worst pickup lines of all time right in her face. As creepy and potentially legally actionable as Van Oyen's stunt is, one can also view it as an achievement of sorts. Despite 100 NSFW, doomed-to-fail pitches of woo, Van Oyen avoided being arrested and neutered, and actually managed to get a single kiss. If a one-percent win rate looks bad, consider that most of his lines were worse than, "I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue." (Brobible via Gawker)