I Don’t: The Wackiest Royal Wedding Crap, Ever!

We're heading into prime Royal Wedding hype mode, which means we can't turn on a television or open a laptop without Will and Kate—sorry, Catherine—staring us in the face. As relieved as we'll all be to have these noble nuptials over with, there are apparently many, many people who want you to remember the Royal Wedding long after it's fairytale finish. To that end, they've designed, produced, stitched together, and are currently marketing a host of items to add to the collection of useless memorabilia that will one day grace the garage sale folding tables of homes worldwide. We've picked our "favorites" of this royal melange, what are yours?