Britney Spears’ Loneliness Isn’t Killing Her

Hopefully, you understood that was a terrible attempt to use Britney's own lyrics to describe her current lot in life. Listen, it's Friday before a long weekend. Our puns and allusions may not be entirely on-point. What we're trying to convey is that A) Britney Spears broke up with David Lucado, her boyfriend of a little over one year; and B) she's totally cool with it.

In fact, Spears tweeted "Ahhhh the single life!" This breakup clearly isn't slowing her down. Nor is she letting rumors of Lucado's supposed infidelity get to her. If only she could have made all of our dreams come true by tweeting, "My loneliness isn't killing me. I must confess: I still believe." There's still time, Brit. Do it for your fans. (People)