I'm the only one in this café and the girl employee just told the guy employee she has a crush on him will update
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
He asked how long and she said six months GIRL MAKE YOUR MOVE
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
he said he needs to go to the back and think about what to say
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
She's just stewing and I want more coffee but I dunno I feel for her
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
Acquired refill, the guy is nowhere to be found
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
HE JUST CAME FROM THE BACK AND KISSED HER HOLY SHIT
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
"I didn't want to admit it to myself but I've always had a thing for you" THIS IS NOT HAPPENING
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
They just asked me if it was okay if they left for a few minutes OF COURSE ITS OKAY
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
The girl brought me a free muffin for "dealing with them" MA'AM IT WAS AN HONOR
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
I'm leaving now because they're closing but tonight has firmly renewed my faith in humanity LOVE IS OUT THERE, BE LIKE CAFÉ GIRL AND FIND IT
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016